Get Shazza and Dazza home still together.
One free episode a day, and every call is yours. Shazza’s suitcase keeps score.
Who are these two?
Shazza runs the show. She’ll tell you so. Dazza has a brilliant idea roughly every eleven minutes and has never once checked one with anyone. They’ve got a fibro house, a Hills Hoist, an esky that doubles as the coffee table, and a ute held together by hope and a cable tie.
Every day they head out to do one normal thing. Get to Kylie’s 40th, say, or survive Christmas at the rellies. You make the calls, and it goes about as well as you’d expect.
How a day goes
- Bad call. Shazza packs something. Her good thongs first. The air fryer, if it gets that far.
- Good call. They pash, and the last thing she packed goes back where it lives.
- Neither. Shazza looks straight at you. “Still thinking.”
Fill the suitcase and she rings her sister. Dazza reckons she’ll be back tomorrow. He’s usually right, which is the worst part.